“Better to be pissed off than pissed on.”

“My granny used to say ‘Ireland will be free when the drink runs dry.’ Suppose...he’s only doing his bit for the country.”

“History don’t pay the money lender. There’s half a shilling and hang on...yep, I’ll pay ya the rest with HISTORY? No one gives a fiddle that we play football. That’s why they can ban us. We’ll be in no ‘history’ books. For what? Kicking a ball? This is Belfast. No one gives a shit what happens here.”

“I’ve got a bone to pick with women here,
The way that you came on this earth’s rather queer.
Your place in this world, you’re too fond of your kind.
Though you’re but a rib taken from Adam’s side.”